Spill the dirt.

Who are we roasting?

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Who's getting roasted?

First name or nickname.

How do you pronounce their name? (optional)

Spell it how it sounds.

Pronouns

Occasion and heat

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What's the occasion?

How hot do we go?

MildGrandma's in the roomMediumthe group chatPrivate BetaExtra Crispyprivate beta, invite code required

Extra Crispy invite code

Only needed for Extra Crispy.

The brag

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What are they weirdly proud of?

The thing they bring up unprompted.

What do they think they're experts at?

The legend

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The story they will never live down.

Where, when, who saw it.

The treasure

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Their prized possession.

If it has a name, we need it.

The specifics

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Catchphrase or signature move
Three oddly specific things about them

Specific is devastating.

The softie moment

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Okay, what do you actually love about them?

Goes at the end. We won't tell.

Off-limits and sound

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Anything we should NOT touch?

If it's here, it's not in the song.

Pick a sound

Pick a singer

A vibe, not a specific voice.

I've read the roast rules.

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