Turn their life into a legendary roast.

You bring the dirt. We bring the band.

Start the Roast

▶ Hear Marcus get roasted
Commissioner. Eight last places.

We only roast the ones we love.

How it works

🎤 Spill the dirt. Eight quick questions about your buddy.
🔥 We cook. We write it, then record it.
📩 They get served. Private link, MP3, bruised ego.

Pick your package

US$19. One song. Maximum damage. Song, lyrics, MP3, private page.

Pick your heat

Mild — Grandma's in the room.

Medium — The group chat.

Extra Crispy — Invite-only beta.

The rules of the roast

We roast the brag, never the person. Every song ends with love. Roast rules

FAQ

Is this mean? No. We roast the brag, never the person.

What can't you joke about? Who they are, their health, their body, or anything painful. Full list in the roast rules.

How long does it take? About 5 minutes. Roughly one bathroom break. If a joke needs another pass, it can take up to an hour, and we'll email you when it's ready.

Can you pronounce their name? Spell it how it sounds ("Mah-TAY-oh"). The lyrics keep the real spelling.

What if it isn't funny? Within 24 hours of delivery, pick one on your song page: a free re-roast or a refund (one per order).

Who can hear it? Only people with your private link.

Can I roast my ex or my boss? No. Only people you love. Revenge songs get refunded.

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